... not actually his name anyway. It's just he one he'd been assigned most recently. Besides, it's not his fault Heero Yuy's name had been Heero Yuy. He didn't choose it for the diplomat or whatever.

Killing people is literally part of the mission, he's going to be very unimpressed and wanting to know why he's trying to actively sabotage their efforts. It'd be a mess. :D

Santa who won't give him the big one so he can actually fly. Knock off Santa. He's going to leave a bad Yelp review.